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Confusion

CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION
Oh you met Connor Yh he is confusion
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blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.
Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.
by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.
Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"
by ver.xital July 23, 2022
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confusion

by 😮Turtlez April 22, 2019
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confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
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