Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who's testing whether they were being tested, even when they werent.

The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Hypocrite

People that be like “bitches be like” but be the bitches that be like.

Tyrel is a hypocrite! He said “bitches be cheating” but he cheated on her last week.

by andy653 June 9, 2021

hypocrite

Pretending to be motivated by other than one's real motive.

He is a hypocrite. He only did it for praise, not out of the kindness of his heart.

by slot-ratchet-twopence August 1, 2024

Hypocrite

everyone on twitter

average Twitter user: stop fat shaming you fat fuck
non-average Twitter user: what a Hypocrite

by virtue_xxx January 19, 2022

Hypocrited

When your just a person who gets a bit angry sometimes, and now your so called "friend" are calling you a hypocrite.

Emmanuel: Dude yesterday I asked you if I could be added to the Ty Family Server!
Riley: Of course no one wanted you to join because your a hypocrite!!!
Rohan: Isn't that obviously?
Emanuel (Feels Hypocrited).

by cool dude 09876543211234567890 April 14, 2022