doghouse

The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:

hanging out with girlfriend's friends

not drinking a ton

spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings

becoming a male BFF to a female

being a vegetarian

truly caring for other people

etc.

Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."

Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)

by DMX mugshot May 14, 2011

Pilsbury Dough Boy

The act of inserting one's penis inside of another persons belly button. After insertion the person receiving the penis immediately yelps "YIPEE!!!" exactly like the Pilsbury Dough Boy does.

Nilano: Hey man i want to try a new move on you tonight.

Black man: What is it?

Nilano: Its called the Pilsbury Dough Boy, I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON!

Black man: That sounds like one hell of a time!!! I cant wait! The cum is going to look so white on my dark skin!

Nilano:...it would, but i dont cum yet.

Black man: oh right..

by Nilano April 14, 2008

doughhandsman

nick name for a badass

"Hey doughhandsman, are you having a drinking contest tonight or having sex with 5 girls, or both?

by G-M0NEY February 12, 2008

Dough Rida

A person who has sexual relations with large partners.

Dude is a total Dough Rida. He nailed a 300 pounder last night.

by Scorpion1011 July 7, 2008

Dough Folder

A more entertaining word for wallet.

Tom pulled out his dough folder and made it rain as the table dancer stripped.

by Gold_Shorts June 21, 2010

doughbob loadpants

a person who is a jerkface yet also holds the position of a buttwipe, fuckwad, butthole, poo, and bum.

your a doughbob loadpants

by indeedadoughbobloadpants May 22, 2011

Doughjob

The act of putting a doughnut on a mans penis and having it eaten off.

I went to dunkin doughnut this morning to get some doughnuts for a doughjob later.

by Buttfacechic May 25, 2016