Confusement

An action of a group of people doing distracting things causing you to become confused.

"There is a lot of confusement going on in here." " I can not concentrate!"

by Mightymouse1971 February 9, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

by quitterwin September 19, 2012

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it

A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

by Sandwich lover 474736 May 11, 2024

Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.

The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.

by Moseymose July 7, 2017

Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018