dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 26, 2022

Cake-daddy

A man who got that cake, a nice round ass.

Look at the ass on that cake-daddy over there. Mmmm, make you wanna slap your brother!

by Diane B. March 18, 2022

Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.

Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.

by Ray Padood November 10, 2021

Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.

Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.

by Dogenero September 22, 2022

cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

cake

Cake, "Fruity", Gay, "Fruitcake"

daniel: Damn, bro you looking fine today
josh: Bro, you're a cake.

by dragonberries721 October 30, 2021

Cake

A ghetto nick-name that a Cuban guy calls his girlfriend.

Jake; You have a girlfriend?
Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.

Jake; Wtf bro..

by nonyabiss January 10, 2013