Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

kentucky fried cum

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

by Joshiwan July 29, 2017

i love cum

it's true

"i love cum"
"i know"

by cumlover1 September 2, 2021

cum guzzling slut

a horny bitch who likes to feast on a mans jism in large proportions

your new bird is a right cum guzzling slut

by lee kridgi tom sam April 26, 2006

Rusted Cum-Bucket

A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.

David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"

by Ortizey June 3, 2009

cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised

“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

I Cum Blood

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.

Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood

by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009