Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…

Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…

by Pushmataha October 26, 2022

shocker

When three finger up ring finger down. Two up the pussy, one up the ass.

woah bruh u shockered that baddie at 420 ur mean bruhhh

by Itsliongirl April 22, 2022

Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle

Ew he’s holding up the shocker

by Garywink May 16, 2022

Shocker.

If your holding up the shocker your prob a really cool person

That cool group holds up the shocker.

by Garywink May 19, 2022

Shocker

2 in the Bush; 1 in the Cheney

…you youngsters might not get it, but your folks do 🤣

Good thing I came first. As soon as I gave her the shocker, it was all over for her

by Big Kool-aid May 22, 2022

Tampa Shocker

When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth

Did you hear about Paul getting the Tampa Shocker

by thrustgod December 14, 2020

Shocker

Two in the beaver, one to check her fever

I gave her the Shocker, two in the beaver, and one to check her fever

by Eve the Beave April 26, 2021