Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.

"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"

by Syndo September 24, 2009

paper bagging

putting a bag over an ugly girls head in order to not see her face during sex

Paper bagging that hoe would be a good idea before banging her.

by jman82589 December 4, 2007

paper dick

Term for a cigarette, from the word "glass dick" describing a crack pipe.

Hey, can I get a drag of your paper dick?

by Tea Oh Em June 16, 2009

quarter paper

Amount of cocaine. Usually enough for 5 decent lines. Enough for maybe 2-3 people to be "happy" for maybe 30-45 minutes. Prices vary. Maybe 25 bucks.

You got a quarter paper worth the blow?

by Jerm Stone January 15, 2007

Pussy Paper

Slang for 'tampon'

"It's about my time of the month, mom. Can you go get me some pussy paper?"

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

dropping paper

When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.

The entire dev team at Living.com started dropping paper the day after it showed up on the FC.

by Cabron Mejor March 19, 2006

Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

by Pon Raul August 5, 2010