hypocritness

when someone is a hypocrite
no wonder where briana gets her hypocritness from
by hypocritness January 04, 2018
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hypocrititis

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 24, 2009
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Homo-hypocrite

When someone has a stance against LGBT people yet does something incredibly gay like kissing another man or butt fucking.
Brock Lesnar is such a homo-hypocrite. He kissed Brock Lesnar on the lips yet he says he hates gay people.
by doodyman March 12, 2017
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Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??
by QuacksO February 17, 2017
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Sneaky Hypocrite

It is Mr. Lorenzo Tatro insult that he will make if you whisper his name. Direct quote from him, "Stand up whoever is whispering my name", no one stands and he said Sneaky Hypocrite. Also, he said, "How can you guys live in this room with a sneaky hypocrite that's insane".
You are a Sneaky Hypocrite, it's not Monday!!
by Ligma_Ballz March 22, 2019
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Hypocritical Animal

Bella - Your a hypocritical animal
Jade - your an idiotic ape
by Slim Jady February 21, 2017
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