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Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011
mugGet the Post Waitmug.

Waiting

Waiting is short for "wasting time". If you wait, all you do is waste a disproportionate amount of your life just for something to happen, whether or not it's worth it.
I wasted 5 hours of my life waiting for the web page to load.
by Cjarbon14771 November 11, 2022
mugGet the Waitingmug.
i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.
uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
mugGet the umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm waitmug.

Wait for it

josh WAIT FOR IT hellbag
by /_(@-@)_/ January 26, 2022
mugGet the Wait for itmug.
what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
mugGet the waiting for the milkman to show me aroundmug.

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