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Shits Bitch

Phrase referring to something that is stupid, dumb, useless, lame, etc.
Example 1
Guy 1) Hey dude lets go play Dungeon and Dragons.
Guy 2) Fuck that, Shits Bitch!

Example 2
Guy 1) I have to go buy new tires.
Guy 1) SHITS BITCH!

Example 3
Guy 1) I have to go to jury duty, SHITS BITCH!

Example 4
Guy 1) I have herpes, SHITS FUCKING BITCH!
by Go0o0o0CH June 10, 2011
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drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words
The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!
by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008
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I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.
Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!
by MCGONN June 17, 2009
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scutsy

Dirty or unsavoury, often applied to women
That burger looks right scutsy
by jon1501 October 9, 2008
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shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps
that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep
by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009
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shitshape

When something is not shipshape, i.e. it is in bad shape, is disorderly or untidy.
John: Boy, things aren't looking great over in Greece.

Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.

John: More like shitshape condition.
by elefb November 12, 2011
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Shatspeare

A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.
The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker
by Andy Establishment July 21, 2015
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