Aranda Syndrome

Loss of coordination to the most extreme level. The inability to not fall over and look like a complete retard.

Random 1 - "I just had this uncontrollable urge to fall over and act like a complete retard"
Random 2 - "Yeah. Aranda Syndrome. It happens to the best of us..."

by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005

Advanced Life Support

in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean

Ain't Lifting Shit

thats y i have EMT's and i went for my Advanced Life Support

by emt121 December 21, 2009

kamille aran

she is one of the nicest people i know!
You rock kamille!

by K-T green September 13, 2003

Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage)

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.

Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

by Zayyyy July 3, 2011

Aivan

An Aivan is a person who is obsessed with toe hairs, he will request to pluck them out one by one. WATCH OUT because he will pick them out with force. If you dont let him take your hairs he will create a voodoo doll if you and murder you.

Watch out for aivan!!!

by Blonde goddess April 23, 2015

Advanced Placement

A high school program used to provide a more challenging curriculum to intelligent and motivated students. The AP program is composed of the smartest kids in high school and provides the opportunity to get college credit while still in high school. This programs is composed mostly of nerds and Asians looking to get admission to the most selective schools. A person is not smart unless she or he is in the AP program. I am an AP student and proud of it ! That makes me feel superior to the rest of my high school peers. It is a self-esteem booster.

Anna took every single Advanced Placement class her high school had to offer and got A's and 5's on the exams, so she is naturally going to Yale University.

by diana in the mist April 26, 2006