unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo

Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

safety taco

A taco that is kept in the car for safety purposes (noun)

Did you know that the third rule of driving is keeping a safety taco in the vehicle at all times?

by santaclause2000 November 2, 2021

Taco Qween

Taco Qween is a virtual personality who has coined herself the queen of all tacos. The username TacoQween_ can be found on various gaming platforms. No existing person has received this title, therefore, TacoQween put it upon herself to take the empty thrown. Those who challenge her for the title will do so by exhibiting a vast knowledge of tacos.

Taco qween is the qween of tacos because she is the only one who has claimed the thrown.

by anonymous November 6, 2021

Taco Master

The master of tacos

I am the Taco Master! There is no other

by geometeryhater3000 November 9, 2021

Himalayan Taco Clencher

When your significant other farts in your pussy.

My boyfriend gave me a Himalayan Taco Clencher and it smelled like strawberries.

by KenAFish27 November 11, 2021

Pre-taco

The taco you eat before your plate of tacos.

Wait, you ate already?
Nah bro, that’s just my pre-taco.

by Hernandy November 15, 2021

Rusty Taco

A repulsive amount of ginger pubes above the vagine

“Did the carpets match the drapes?”
“Yeah she’s got a rusty taco.”

by JewFishman November 19, 2021