give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony

If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.

by taxtop February 6, 2014

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Two Hundred And Twenty Three's Look Like Sigourney Weaver

Two Hundred And Twenty Three's Look Like Sigourney Weaver

Two Hundred And Twenty Three's Look Like Sigourney Weaver

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.

"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.

by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023