Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
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noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY
An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY
An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
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Tiffany likes asking chat GPT to call her a good girl she is such a wire biter.
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kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.
example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.
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