wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods
kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 16, 2019
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wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.
example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.
by kappibara February 08, 2023
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wire wire

1.Someone who has a good amount of money to spend
•Usually used by G boys or benefit boys
•Used by girls who can afford frontal wigs
1. Demola: Sinzu money, wire wire, spending! Boss wire my aza

Niyi: Oya send your aza
2. When I buy my frontal call me wire wire
by WireWire September 02, 2020
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rusty fuse wire

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire
by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017
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Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable
“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”
by Hooliganator April 16, 2022
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Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.
Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.
by S.F. SORROW December 03, 2019
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wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
by Craig Chompson June 09, 2019
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