The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
Another word for a meaty cock.
I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
by TokyoDriftin June 20, 2024
Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.
by TyroneJenk July 20, 2024
by Sensible Portions June 03, 2023
When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
by GravSim June 02, 2022
by Stonerjew December 23, 2019
Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.
I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!
by travelnut May 26, 2009