by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
by 89anderson June 10, 2017

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.
by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!! DIE DARK STALKER!!!!!! ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!!
who would win?
MIND READING DRAGON WHO CAN SEE FUTURE A AND STUFF vs STRAW BERRY
who would win?
MIND READING DRAGON WHO CAN SEE FUTURE A AND STUFF vs STRAW BERRY
by ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY March 3, 2025

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
