Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.

Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”

by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022

Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day

”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters

Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”

by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022

rolling around

to like...
like........
roll >w<
but around >w<

i was...
rolling around >>w<<

by monstenergy January 17, 2022

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.

I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.

by AJ38 December 10, 2021

Devil’s Cinnamon Roll

When you pull out from behind and frost your partner’s butthole like a cinnamon roll.. eating it after is optional

Kate was surprised to find Jacob only wanted a devil’s cinnamon roll for brunch.

by VaginaIceCream December 18, 2021

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021