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Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
mugGet the Walmart Rockmug.

walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
by camera-ready August 28, 2013
mugGet the walmart-readymug.

Walmart Boy

Dude have you seen the Walmart Boy? They have so many remixes it’s dope.
by AzFireHead May 21, 2018
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Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.
by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018
mugGet the Walmart Prettymug.

Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
mugGet the Going to Walmartmug.

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 2, 2009
mugGet the brown walmartmug.

walmart thug

A walmart thug is someone who dresses in fake or off brand clothing that is usually alot of money, also someone who wares fake gold chains or other jewelry
Basically a poor kid who tries to dress in rich clothing, but cant afford the real stuff.
that poor kid looks like a walmart thug
by bureaucracy is bad October 16, 2017
mugGet the walmart thugmug.

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