pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.

“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”

by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024