dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.
by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

by ÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇW August 7, 2025

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024

by An untaken name dude April 22, 2022
