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the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
by walmart_bag November 2, 2023
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walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
by camera-ready August 28, 2013
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Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
by nirvana thing May 27, 2021
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brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 2, 2009
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walmart boob

boob that’s below average. anything will do
“bro, i’m so down bad, some walmart boob would do the trick right now
by soggay August 11, 2022
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walmart thug

A walmart thug is someone who dresses in fake or off brand clothing that is usually alot of money, also someone who wares fake gold chains or other jewelry
Basically a poor kid who tries to dress in rich clothing, but cant afford the real stuff.
that poor kid looks like a walmart thug
by bureaucracy is bad October 16, 2017
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