walmart wave

Holding up your middle finger; also known as "flipping the bird", and giving someone "the finger". Mainly used by large-assed women driving Ford Windstar vans, with large bangs.

"Did you see that haggard redneck lady in the rusted-out soccer mom van? She really gave that bitch in the Taurus the ol' WalMart Wave!"

by Rocco the other white meat. January 19, 2017

walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.

customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 22, 2019

Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady

The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter

by BiQueen September 26, 2016

Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 06, 2021

Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 10, 2019

walmart boob

boob that’s below average. anything will do

“bro, i’m so down bad, some walmart boob would do the trick right now”

by soggay August 11, 2022