Melissa

Willing to travel the country for dick

You gotta get yourself a Melissa, bro!

by Zoom19 April 30, 2022

Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine

Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above

by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021

Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication

“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend

by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.

Melissa is a man

by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024

Melissa Munch

The munchest of them all. however, the word munch refers to an extremely cute person that looks delicious that you would like to munch on!

Melissa MUNCHHHHH! how are you!

by hankdollas January 10, 2019

Melissa

Super Duper smart funny, thoughtful, Nice, Easy to talk with, great mom and silly person that deserves to be ranked the greatest

Melissa

by SomebodyWhoisHumanPerson December 4, 2020