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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.
by Quickchow October 20, 2021
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Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is a girl that has one of the best names in the world. Bilen is danish and it means the car. Soo Melissa the car. So if you have a friend called Melissa say to her that her new name is Melissa Bilen.
Melissa is one of the best names and a really amazing person so you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car
byyeeeee
Friend 1: there is Melissa

Friend 2: don't you mean Melissa Bilen. So you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car
by Byyeeebob! December 11, 2019
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Imaweli, Melissa, Zunilda

Imaweli, Melissa, Zunilda
Imaweli, Melissa, Zunilda
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025
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Melissa

Melissa is a girl who has a really big heart, her sight gives enough light to illuminate an entire room, in fact she is light to everyone around her, she is the perfect mixture between the cutest/sexiest/lovely person and once you know her you need her in your life, otherwise it will be insipid without her.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.
Once you see Melissa you’ll like her, once you know her you fall in love. It’s not a phrase, it’s a fact.
by AE2303 November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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