Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.

Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024

Milk

Milk is the nectar of the gods. ITS CHOCOLATE ALSO SOMETIMES

Guys I cant go out i have to drink my milk

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Milk Stevens

Referring to gravity bong that has produced a yellowish smoke.

Bro that geeb is Milk Stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

Sex milk

The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.

Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?

by Perverted Edgelord June 15, 2018