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Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.
Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
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Prominence Poker

That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.
Prominence poker is for those wee wee types like tipsy and shakerpenny.
by Mancho1 March 3, 2024
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