Conservative

An ironic title for those who support discriminating gays, who support war, who support less government control.

Conservative: I support war which is the most expensive thing on the planet but ill call myself a conservative!!!!!

by They call me the Truth April 9, 2015

conservative punk

A masochistic ignorant tool for corporate globalization and the iq equivalent of a liberal punk. They have an astonishing inability to see they take more from the world than they actually give. They generally hate everybody and think they are god's gift to free market exploitation. When usually they forget they have a mowawk and nobody takes them seriously.

Dickweed#1: I'm a conservative punk because i'm creative and earned every penny i have. Fuck everybody who can't come up with lyrics like "i gave your kid aids."

Dickweed#2: I'm a liberal punk who plays guitar on weekends and dreams of getting off my fat ass to do community service.

Some guy: How about fuck people who try to impose their beliefs on others whether it be business or government.

by cactusfucker March 9, 2008

Conservative Party

A group of white privileged people who think they can run a country, the only people that vote for them are old white people (mainly over the age of 60 and called Karen).

Wow, look at that old racist white donny.

Yh, he must have voted the Conservative party.

by Adam_Medeaux December 23, 2019

Conservophobe

Conservophobe - a person who hates or fears conservatives.

alternate forms:

Conservophobic - a type of behavior demonstrated by a Conservophobe.

Conservophobia - the underlying condition which causes Conservophobic behavior in Conservophobes.

Dang, that Conservophobe Dan has a bad case of Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome. Sometimes I think his head is going to explode. lol

Charlie's Conservophobic rants makes him look like a loon.

The lamestream media makes their Conservophobia quite obvious.

by Voting Female September 9, 2010

weaponized conservatism

When logic and reason are utilized to destroy weak liberal arguments.

Strike Force Daily has weaponized conservatism in the fight against liberal ideas.

by strikeforcedaily April 26, 2017

bedwetting republican conservative

Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over civil rights, most especially in the War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.

The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.

by Cool T May 20, 2006

Conservaderp

A hybrid of "conservative" and the derogatory term derp, indicting the low intellect and tin-foil-conspiracy gullibility of the typical neo-conservative and alt-right manchild or their weak women.

However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.

The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.

Oh look, another social media troll crying about their latest manufactured conservaderp conspiracy. This one will only cost taxpayers $70 million!

by Chyllstorm October 19, 2016