The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

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to infinity... and then some

A phrase from popular YouTube star, "Alpharad", its a spin on the phrase of Buzz Lightyear, "To infinity... and beyond", but its funny because someone online said it

My friend said to infinity... and then some. It was kinda funny because a YouTuber said it once

by BCandthensome November 23, 2020

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Super infinity

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.

Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025

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