Australia

A place that doesn’t exist

Hey you know about ghosts?
Yeah they are like Australia, they don’t exist.

by Charles schwab November 14, 2018

The australia

Going down under to wipe your ass from front to back. Everything’s backwards south of the equator.

That dude looks like he wipes standing up or does the Australia.

by Certified psychopath July 19, 2025

Old Australia

Noun/ Adjective

Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.

First usage, Noun:

As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.

Second usage, Adjective:

“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”

by Dj Jarmilk June 7, 2022

Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘

Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world

by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021

Australia

A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.

Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.

by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

Virgin Australia

Absolute Robbers

Virgin Australia are absolute robbers. They charge their passengers exorbitantly.

by Wilbur4179 March 2, 2019

the Australia

When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops

Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot

by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018