Australia

See Land Down Under

Mike: Hey Steve! Wanna go to Australia?
Steve: *starts playing Down Under by Men At Work

by Roman Catholics Making Pot April 13, 2021

Australia

The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.

American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021

Australia

The place where people walk around barefoot on the streets.

Australia

by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021

Old Australia

Noun/ Adjective

Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.

First usage, Noun:

As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.

Second usage, Adjective:

“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”

by Dj Jarmilk June 7, 2022

Australia

How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!

David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday

Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 17, 2022

Australia

A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**

"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"

by mintehberri May 20, 2022

Australia

Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird

Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021