Brendan

With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet

Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh

by C. Greene June 21, 2020

Brendan

A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.

Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.

by SimpleStone December 11, 2019