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Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
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Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019
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Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG
John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED
by E@$t0n June 1, 2021
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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.
‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’
by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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Michael

Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.
Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.
by anonymous September 7, 2022
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