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Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.
"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"
by Claym0re March 23, 2025
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Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
by Mluke November 24, 2021
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Bird Feeder

Preformed by 2 men. One lays in doggy style and the other one does the same with their mouth on their anus. The front one takes laxatives and washes it down with prune juice. The front one defecates into the other’s mouth and he chews it until it’s a liquid. The other man then puts his penis into his mouth and strokes it back and forth until he nuts in it. Then the man with the concoction in his mouth spits it into the other guys mouth and they make-out. Passing the concoction back and forth between each other’s mouth.
“I am so excited to try the Bird Feeder with Allen tonight!” Ethan States
by TheFreakyDictionary June 5, 2024
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Killing Birds

To take shots or partake in heavy amounts of alcohol, often in celebration.
Guy 1: Whoa Johnny is really going wild tonight!
Guy 2: Yeah he was really killing birds earlier after he broke up with his girlfriend
by Hamlover420 June 7, 2024
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Bird

A Bird is an animal that chases bread; such as bird feedings. Bread is also slang for money. A "bird" is used to define a person who only chases after money.

In African American Culture, A Bird refers to a person that only chases after money.
example 1: "She's a bird"
example 2: "Where's all the birds at?"
by Rogerrrr2025 June 13, 2024
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Bird

A Bird is an animal that chases bread; such as bird feedings. Bread is also slang for money. A "bird" is used to define a person who only chases after money.

In African American Culture, A Bird refers to a person that only chases after money.
example 1: she's a bird
example 2: wheres all the birds?
by Rogerrrr2025 June 13, 2024
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Shoot that bird

"Shoot that bird" is slang for fucking a bitch and nutting on her. It's considered the final step to having sexual relations with a female.

The term originates in Richmond, VA, but has spread rapidly.
Sure, you got head from her but have you shot that bird yet?

Yall have been together for a while, it's about time you shoot that bird.
by Neutrailty June 16, 2024
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