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3am bird

A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.

Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
John: "How was your night?"

Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"

John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"

Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
by TrayManator February 23, 2012
mugGet the 3am birdmug.

fuck up a bird

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now
by Kleeve April 27, 2017
mugGet the fuck up a birdmug.

birding

Being a fucking retards.
birds is birding…
by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023
mugGet the birdingmug.

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.
The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.
by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023
mugGet the Bird Seedingmug.

Bird day

Two words that are said at New Renaissance Middle School by jits
by yoodaitzj April 11, 2019
mugGet the Bird daymug.

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip
Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”
by Evan1510 July 30, 2019
mugGet the Bird shitmug.

Get the bird outta' the cage

Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.
: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
by ultrabrick November 7, 2018
mugGet the Get the bird outta' the cagemug.

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