Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021

Dead Cat

Smelly untrimmed vagina hair.

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."

by TKMG March 8, 2024

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

On my dead loats

Add it before or at the end of a sentence to emphasize you really mean what you’re about to say/said

We are really about to get this dub on my dead loats

by Gangalicious November 4, 2019

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead body

When you’ve engaged in sexual intercourse for no reason at all. It’s a dead End. No money or any real relationship has come from the exchange.

Girl 1: y’all was fuckin! ain’t that yo man?

Girl 2: hell naw, he ain’t talkin bout shit. He a dead body!

by titforracks July 14, 2022