SUCKS PISS

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by sherk is nice February 21, 2021
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piss to

Laugh from someone, pointing someone's flaws.
Don't piss to me boy. - don't laugh from me boy.

He pissed to me. - he said upsetting thing s that I'm not agreeing with.
by Kilimate January 29, 2019
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piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.
by itstheimplication May 17, 2015
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rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
by makahahawaii August 31, 2023
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piss reciept

When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.
Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.
by gargoyle1000 August 13, 2011
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Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”
by Sensai WALL-ee December 20, 2019
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Fortnite pissed

An exclamatory way to state that you are significantly more upset than normal.
Friend: Dude, we’re not drinking beer and slamming soft 6’s tonight

You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!
by Anonymous123324 June 18, 2025
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