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Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
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michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing
mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.
Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too
by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021
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michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool
by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Michael Peninger

Michael Penniger Is A Person You Rarely Ever See, He is A Tubby Guy And Adds Alot Of People On Snap. He Is Most Likely A Playstation Player And Talks To People From Other Places. He Also Doesnt Eat Much and Is Usaully Short
Have you seen Michael Peninger He Is Gay
by Raisingseashells February 14, 2019
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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
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