Michael Espinoza

short.

Michael Espinoza is short

by big_boy_chalupa February 20, 2021

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.

I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.

by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025

Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 26, 2018

michael polansky

THE LEGEND WHO IS F IN LADY GAGA

Michael polansky is a lucky man.

by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023