Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
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Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 04, 2020

Michael Ge

A calm, person thats Asian and British and studies positive phsycology.

I am like Michael Ge

by Spearmont February 08, 2022

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 24, 2023

Michael anusursius

here we see a wild Michael anusursius is out on the daily hunt for women but then the Russell chadius comes and takes the woman and the Michael anusursius has to watch how the Russell chadius has victory over the Michael anusursius

the Michael anusursius is a failure

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfhdjej April 23, 2023

kaleb michael roth

The definition of badass

He's such a kaleb Michael Roth

by Tina junk cock and balls March 13, 2017

Michael McCabe

the banana mike

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all

by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023