Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.
You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
Get the michael (the koala from the bible)mug. by Apacho January 2, 2025
Get the Michael Jordanmug. "That person is Michaelism at its finest."
by template December 22, 2017
Get the Michaelismmug. Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.
by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.