an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.
by chowduh August 02, 2023
A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.
Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something
Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something
Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"
"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"
"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"
"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"
"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"
Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"
"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"
"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"
"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"
Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.
by Runmo February 17, 2023
A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
by The K PoP Stan bro is coolio November 11, 2021
The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
by Professor Next April 25, 2019