I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.
Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
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read a magazine

yo, let's read a magazine
by Varna August 16, 2006
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Lick Read

To just read a message and not return it. To pick up a phone and not answer.
To get a text message and not answer back.
To get a Myspace message and not answer back but only read it.
To leave hangin'.
Damn that hoe just lick read my message!

Wow, she just gonna give me a lick read.
by Nu Mony March 30, 2009
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Read head

a girl or guy that lives threw stories and makes them their experiences.They play stories in their minda and cant desifer reality an fiction. Meaning NO EXPERIENCE in real life
hey read head read any good books lately
by Sarah Lee C November 10, 2008
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Reading people

to yell at someone for being a moron or when they just need to know about themselves.
I can't go one day with-out Reading people at this school
by Bunnyboy87 June 07, 2010
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Jonny read

Jonny ur my bitch and i own you
hahahahahahahaha
by Hani March 08, 2005
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Reading, PA

I love Reading. One of the reasons is because it reminds me of books and when I dream about that place, I see books on trees and wear books. LOL. Anyways, the other reason why is because I like how it snows a lot but it is not that cold out (like Canada or Alaska).
Weather report for 19607 "Reading, PA" on Fri., Dec. High-45
by AIMlover November 29, 2009
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