underwater

under the water

"The cosmic entity is performing a consensual exorcism underwater

by dingleberry humdinger May 2, 2025

Undertable Arnie

The Undertable Arnie

A sexual act wherein one partner bends over a chair and is stuffed under a table and acts as if they are "Arnie Grape" from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", using such classic phrases as; "I could go at any time!" or "I kiled it. Gilbert!" or who could forget "Match in the gas tank, boom boom!".

These phrases are often augmented with mentally challenged sneering and shrieking noises mimicking that of "Arnie" from the movie.

The second sexual partner, of questionable intent, then begins to fornicate with the faux "Arnie". This sexual act is often ritualistically performed as a celebration for 18th birthdays in the midwestern communities of the United States.

Sometimes families throw a party and have cake afterwards.

Hey Pa, did ya hear? Muh sister gave me some good undertable arnie the other day! Ma taught her well!

by 500lbs_Mama April 11, 2026

sands undertable

the sexiest (and laziest) skeleton there is

comes from the hit game undertable by robert fucks

i love sands undertable

by ooferthesubwoofer August 30, 2024

The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023