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Todoku the hedgehog

He is a hedgehog character that is stylized to look like Sonic, but he's a lot different.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:

- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers

- Life (yeah literally)

- Google

- Mario and other powerless idiots

He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:

- Hatsune Miku

- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)

He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.
Todoku the hedgehog is my favorite YouTuber.
by Todoku January 29, 2024
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Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
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shadow the hedgehog

a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. and guess what. here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THATS RIGHT BABY. all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so guess what, im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISSSSS. except im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher. im pissing on the MOOOONNNN! how do you like that obama????? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking EARTH. now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too
person a: oh you know shadow the hedgehog?
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
by sonadowfire April 15, 2024
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Gassing the Hedgehog

A kinky sex act where one partner, after eating a gas-inducing meal (think beans or broccoli), unleashes a prolonged, intentional fart while the other partner is curled up in a tight, defensive position—mimicking a hedgehog’s spiky ball—during oral or anal play. The “gassing” is the pungent release, meant to tease or dominate the “hedgehog,” who’s either reluctantly into it or playfully protesting the stench. Requires trust, a twisted sense of humor, and probably a safe word.
Last night got wild—Jake was gassing the hedgehog while Sarah was all curled up, giggling and yelling for him to stop before she passed out.”
by Nasty Ninja April 30, 2025
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The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.
Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."
by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023
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