bring your gf to school day

Nov 17 is being your gf to school day *cough cough*ANDREW*cough cough*

oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning

by listen to this November 16, 2022

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slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

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National buy your gf steak day

On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.

Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”

by Pappppppiiiiii October 8, 2023

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mobs gf

A fat ugly bitch. one depection could be the ogre from trolls. One distinct thing about her is the triangle titties.

mobs gf is a fat ugly ogre.

by jboneisgooder November 23, 2023

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Tell your gf u wanna break up

Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin

HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol

by power go April 19, 2023

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