David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.

:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David

by Dav012 July 26, 2019

david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

David

David is an amazing person he is talent loving and cute

That guy is so cute i wonder if his name is David

by Onllllll May 5, 2019

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

David

David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.

David and Jordan

by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020