Torquay (Australia)

Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is a miserable "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years, actually first evolving from the Torquaytherium, an amphibian which endured the cold and reached the coast despite being completely incompetent. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to people at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement.

Bogan 1: Hey mate! How was Torquay (Australia)?

Torquay Victim: I require mental reevaluation.

by Tharassablastid January 9, 2023

Australia

Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".

Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.

by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019

Australia

An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.

The most common job in Australia is working at the shitpost plant.

by SMTElitist June 21, 2023

Marmette in Australia

To be completely mysterious and elusive.

John Petrich is really elusive, he's like a total Marmette in Australia

by Rkalman April 24, 2025

Australia

See Land Down Under

Mike: Hey Steve! Wanna go to Australia?
Steve: *starts playing Down Under by Men At Work

by Roman Catholics Making Pot April 13, 2021

Australia

They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down

Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia

Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.

by Definishons September 23, 2020

Australia

The fakest bullshit country on this planet that everyone who believes is real is disabled

Person 1: hey wanna go to australia
Person 2: no australia isnt real the y really take yout i new zealand and drug you on the plabe so you think its australia

by El beanero June 29, 2023