Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.

half-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

fifth-cousin-3X-removed

Fifth-cousin-thrice-removed (5C3R).

My fifth-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

third-cousin-4X-removed

Third-cousin-four-times-removed (3C4R).

My third-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

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ninth-cousin-2X-removed

Ninth-cousin-twice-removed (9C2R).

My ninth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

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first-cousin-4X-removed

First-cousin-four-times-removed (1C4R).

My first-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

sesqui-first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.

My sesqui-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021