The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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Dude: dude isn't she Tylor's ex girl?
Chris : ya but that never stopped me.
Dude:your to good at getting them wet with words
Chris :I know
Dude: dude isn't she Tylor's ex girl?
Chris : ya but that never stopped me.
Dude:your to good at getting them wet with words
Chris :I know
by PizzaManDude October 3, 2014
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by CourtingJester February 7, 2025
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Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
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Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024
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Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
by BugLamp August 6, 2023
Get the Wet Brain mug.When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...
Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
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by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021
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1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!
2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.
Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.
1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!
2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.
Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.
Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”
Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”
Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.
by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025
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