Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Michael Jenkinsmug. A character in red vs blue, he is a member of the blue team. He is umm a loveable idiot. One of my favorite Characters, he cracks me up!
Agent Wash: Caboose toss that grenade. Caboose throws it. Wash: that was the worst throw ever, of all time. Michael J Caboose: not my fault someone put a wall in my way
by Hairy batman 117 April 7, 2021
Get the Michael J Caboosemug. by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024
Get the Michael mulebachmug. A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
Get the michaelmug. Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
by O' Chungus September 10, 2023
Get the Michael Scottmug. by Why$$ September 12, 2020
Get the Michael Careymug.